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[15 Jul 2008|02:42pm] |
Okie Dokie so I am gonna update LJ as best as I can on whats been going on with Leah since the 35 years ago that I did post.
-Last July I found out I had some cyst on my ovaries. I have PCOS (Polycystic Ovary Syndrome.) The doctor put me on birth control and monitored them for a year. They just got bigger. One was the size of my ovary and the other was 3cm. So I had to get surgery a few weeks ago to get them out. I don't know if its helped at all yet because I am not fully healed. In reading up on PCOS I've had it probably since I was 11 and first had my period. I got it and then skipped a whole year without it. My period was never on time and thats why. It also comes with great effects like oily skin, skin tags, I'm prone to heart disease and diabetes. Its really is wonderful. There is no cure for it but its very treatable so I've been getting myself educated on it.
-Then there is my stomach. Since the beginning of this year I have had constant nausea and just plain old stomach problems. I was in and out of ER's and to a gazillion doctors. They can't find BALLS. I had an upper GI and had a stomach ultrasound done, bloodwork, tried different meds and nada. The last thing I have is a stomach scope on August 1st. I'm clueless and so are all my doctors.
-I'm still at the same job. Going on 4 years now. I left for 4 months and came back. Finding a job is f'cking hard.
-I'm starting school in 2 weeks(yes again). I'm taking some Business courses. Mostly online.
-I also am trying to learn Spanish-also a plus for getting a new and better job.
-I have an awesome boyfriend now. His name is Chris and I've been with him since October of 2006. He is a breath of fresh air from the old douche bags. He's my dork and I love him.
-I am addicted to Wii Mario Kart and my Nintendo DS.
-I no longer live with Ratsamy. I now live with my brother and his fiancé/my best friend Alicia. Its fun living with Alicia but my brother makes me feel like a piece of shit. He is rude and thinks he owns the place and tries to give everyone orders. So I am saving up to move YET AGAIN. They are getting married Halloween 2009 and I would like to be out and settled by then.
-I have a new love and his name is Augusten Burroughs. I read all his books and just got his new one in the mail yesterday. He is amazing and hilarious and if he weren’t gay I'd haunt him down and force him to marry me. I do want him to be my new best friend though.
-I also have a new love for Dexter and Breaking Bad.
-I can't wait for Batman! I think Heath Ledger's joker is demented looking. I love Tim Burton's Joker but I think this is gonna be the way it was meant to be. I get a huge boner everytime I think about it.
-Speaking of Batman I seen a lot of movies...Indiana Jones, Journey to the Center of the Earth, Hulk, Sex & the City, The Strangers...We love seeing movies and seen just about everything that has came out. I want to see Wanted, Hancock and we have a bootleg of the Happenings (which everyone keeps telling me sucked but I'll be the judge of that.) I'll tell you what did suck-The Strangers. BIG TIME. Hated that movie.
-Going on vacation. Nothing fancy just the shore from August 22nd-August 27th.
-Talking about going back to Hawaii in December.
and I think thats all for now folks.
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[08 Nov 2006|09:24pm] |
Its been a while since I posted on here. I have to go and check to see if I still have any friends lol. Myspace has won me over.
So how is everyone?
Things are pretty much up and down with me.
I got another raise at work, which really helps me deal with the fact that my co-works make my hemroids flare.
I tried to go back to school but got denied finacial aid, so now I am going through the loan process. Baddd ideaaa I know it.
I just wanted to stop in and say hi, I am gonna be around a lot more kiddies! I know that makes all your undies moist =P
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[12 Jul 2006|02:20pm] |
I've neglected LJ because of Myspace! I've been a bad girl lol.
Hows everyone? I am gonna read your entries now-see what I've been missing =P
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[03 Apr 2006|02:36pm] |
This new mother fucker I work with is gonna be tragically thrown from a window. You see if any of you haven't noticed I'm not quite your morning person. I like to come in, start my work-do what I got to do. I don't like talking too much. Its nothing against anybody, its just the way I am. This mother fucker comes in at 10am, and wants the world to greet him and if you don't he ask "why do you hate me, whats wrong?"...or the "Smile" comment. Finally I said "If you tell me to smile one more time, I'm gonna throw my computer monitor at your fucking head" he laughed. I was serious. Then he dances in his chair at every song that comes on and he does it and I feel him looking at me to look at him and if I don't he stares at me until I do...and then he wants me to laugh....WHY? Why does God create people like this? No forget that-just why do I always get stuck sitting next to them? Why do they always want to be my friend? He's actually doing it right now, he's dancing to I will Survive and he's looking at me to aknowledge him. NO. No. No. Its was funny the first time, scary the second time and now its just annoying. He's like "Smile, you look angry" I'm not angry, I am working. If anything I look confused because I am working on our Greek studio and don't very much understand what the fuck they attempted to write in English. I'm not one of the 7 dwarfs, and I don't think its in my job description to have to smile while I am here, I don't work for Abercombie and Finch....to be honest I don't care how your weekend was cause I don't know you....is it me?
I was talking to my sister and we were talking about being chunky. She is very unhappy with the way she looks. I've been fat since I can remember so its different for me. She was pretty much a size 9 most of her life, and she has put on some weight and its bothering her. I think she looks fine, but then again its not me. My father always called me fat, however he would call me fat and then hand me a checkers cheese burger. I've learned to ignore him, being that he was the one having a problem fitting into the booth at Penrose, not me. I just think that you have to be motivated to loose weight, something has to be plugged in your brain and you go for it. I'd like to loose weight. Who wouldn't? but I'm not ready to go balls to the wall. I am gonna start doing my Billy Blanks work out again and now that its getting nice maybe taking a walk every night. I refuse to give up carbs, bite me-but I know I can give up somethings. We'll see. I just wish the world would stop praising all the skinny girls and the guys with 6 packs. Even in movies-like I watched Sleepover the other day (shut up) and they put a chubby girl in the movie. Of course she got made fun of for being fat and she tells the other girls no guy will ever talk to her yada yada. Then a guy talks to her-but its a fat guy. I hate that, just because your fat doesn't mean only a fat guy will be attracted to you and vice versa. I know a lot of skinny girls who love big guys and small guys that like bigger girls.
Comedy Central at night is full of Girls Gone Wild commercials. Thats skank. I'm sorry if your gonna eat your best friend out just because there is a camera in front of you, thats nasty. Your parents didn't pay much attention to you as a child. OMG there's a camera, lift up your shirt and whip out your clam!!! Yeah Boobies!!! Then I seen the Guys Gone Wild-WHAT? Who the fuck? Why? Again, these are things that just shouldn't be done. I mean I apprecitate the gesture, I do-if I want to see a guy take off his shirt and whip out his dong, I'll go to any local bar and just pay attention. Six packs don't do it for me anyway.....
Douchbag Syndrome...
Friday night Stephen, HotStuff, Matt, Alicia, Joel, Nick and Me took a ride to "Forbidden Drive" lol. Matt and Joel were scared shitless, it was pretty funny just listening to them. Thinking they saw shadows and shit. You do hear things-but its not anything scary....its like a fish or maybe a raccoon or something lol. Anyway the walk back uphill killed me, that was the scariest part of it. Matt walked into a spider web and let out a scream that would have made you think he was being ass raped by an elephant. Awesome. It really separated the men from boys haha.
Saturday night we went to South Street. We went to Front street to watch the guy that spray paints awesome pictures. Rats and Me got one made last year-the dude's name is Moonshine, after a half-hour of watching him Nick decided to get one made. I recommend anyone in Philly to go to him-its amazing to watch and he's pretty fucking hot too. There was someone there with Douchebag syndrome. She was high on something and she sounded like Anna Nicole Smith....I wanted to kill her. She was like "OMIGOD...LIKE ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THIS, OR DO YOUR FRIENDS DO IT TOO?? WOW LIKE THIS IS SO COOL..." She talked the WHOLE time, I couldn't wait for her picture to fucking dry. Nick got me a necklace for our little 6 month anniversary, I feel bad cause I didn't get him anything. I didn't expect anything. I thought we were just gonna do dinner and then go and stay at The Radisson. That didn't work out cause they put him on the schedule to work, so that was ass. Dinner didn't happen because by time we got to south street and did everything and waited for my brother it was 11:00pm....Didn't matter though, as long as I was with him..AWWWWW I KNOW YOUR GONNA VOMIT SHUT UP!!!
I think I am gonna make him dinner sometime this week. Hopefully it doesn't wind up with my apartment burned down and a good old fashioned stomach pumping. We got some grub at Penrose afterwards and then just went home.
Yesterday, I slept for most of the day. Around 5 Alicia, Stephen and Me went to go visit Uncle Pat in the hospital. He is looking good and thinks he will be out of there by Tuesday. His sugar was at 1500!!! Good Lord. Now they have it down to 200, but they want it down to normal before they let him leave. We took Ginger down the lakes and that was about it for yesterday, thanks for asking.
Oh....and just to recap for people:::
PHANTOMS KICKED BRIDGEPORTS ASS. 4-0....THATS FOUR TO FUCKING ZERO BITCHES.
FLYERS TOOK DOWN THE ISLANDERS 4-1....THATS FOUR TO FUCKING ONE ASSHOLES.
THESE DUMBFUCKS HAD AN EMPTY NET-NO GOALIENOOO GOALIE. AND THEY DIDNT BLOCK OUR PLAYERS AT ALL, HELLLLOOOOOOO.STOP THINKING OF WHAT IT BE LIKE TO HAVE A PENIS AND DO YOUR JOOOOBBBBB!!!!!!
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[30 Mar 2006|10:26am] |
A FEW THINGS:
-PEOPLE GET RUDE AND DEFENSIVE WHEN THE TRUTH IS THROWN AT THEM.
-IF YOUR GONNA DO SOMETHING FOR SOMEONE, JUST DO IT-DON'T TELL THEM ABOUT IT. THEY WILL HAUNT YOU EVERYDAY UNTIL ITS DONE. SUDDENLY CALLING YOU "JUST TO SAY HI" RIGHT.
-FINDING WORK TAKES MORE THEN SITTING YOUR ASS IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER.
-IF YOU BITCH AND MOAN EVERYTIME SOMEONE TALKS TO YOU, PEOPLE WILL EVENTUALLY STOP CALLING.
-I WORK FOR MY MONEY. I PAY MY BILLS. WHATEVER ELSE I DO WITH IT. IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. EVER.
-YOUR A WHINEY, LOUD, RASPY SMOKING VOICED, LEADER NOT FOLLOWING, OCD, "OMG I'M SO FAT" SKINNY BITCH. I LOVE YOU, BUT STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. ESPECIALLY LIKE DAYS TODAY WHERE ITS BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDE AND I AM STUCK IN THIS FUCKING 2 BY 4 OF AN OFFICE. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP SINGING. YOU SOUND LIKE DARTH VADER GETTING A PENAL EXAM.
-YES. I AM GOING TO EAT THAT. YES I DO MIND. PLEASE DON'T PUT YOUR DISGUSTING FINGER NEAR MY FOOD. OR YOUR FORK. GET YOUR OWN. THANK YOU. DO I LOOK LIKE SALLY STRUTHERS? I'M NOT HERE TO FEED THE HUNGRY.
-NOBODY IS JEALOUS BECAUSE GUYS WANT TO FUCK YOU. GUYS WILL FUCK ANYTHING, YOU JUST MAKE IT EASIER BECAUSE YOUR A SLUT. THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANYONE JEALOUS, WE INFACT ARE LAUGHING AT YOU. YOU WILL BE LONELY IN THE LONG RUN. NO GUY WANTS A USED UP CRUSTY CUNT. GUYS WILL EVENTUALLY STOP GETTING OFF BY STICKING THEIR DICK IN A TRASH CAN. SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION. GOOD LUCK WITH THE ITCHING.
-I HATE YOUR FAKE "I'M SO CUTE" LAUGH. IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE. PLEASE DON'T DO IT AROUND ME. NOPE. I WON'T LAUGH WITH YOU. IF SOMETHING ISN'T FUNNY, I DON'T LAUGH. YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
-I AM ENTITLED TO SAY "NO" AND NOT HAVE A REASON BEHIND IT.
-IF I DO NOT ANSWER MY CELL PHONE WHEN I AM AT WORK-WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WILL WANT TO TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU CALL MY WORK PHONE 2 SECONDS AFTER ME NOT ANSWERING MY CELL PHONE? HELLO. CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.
-IF YOU ARE FAT. YOU ARE GONNA LOOK FAT IN EVERYTHING YOU WEAR. CERTAIN CLOTHES MAY HIDE THE ROLLS A LITTLE BETTER BUT NOBODY ISN'T GONNA KNOW YOUR NOT FAT BECAUSE YOUR COVERING YOUR 3RD CHIN. I AM FAT. YOU WILL NEVER HEAR THE WORDS "DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT" COME OUT OF MY MOUTH. THATS BECAUSE I DON'T LIE TO MYSELF, YOU SHOULD TRY IT.
-I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHATS TRENDY, AND WHATS "IN" SO PLEASE DON'T UPDATE ME ON THAT. IF I WANT TO WEAR PURPLE NAIL POLISH I WILL. I DON'T GIVE A FLYING RATS ASS THAT WHITE IS IN......I THINK MOST OF TODAY'S FASHION LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DESIGNED BY HELLEN KELLER ANYWAY.
-MY SEX LIFE, MY VAGINA, MY BUSINESS. STOP ASKING. I WILL TELL YOU IF I WANT TO, I DON'T CARE HOW LONG WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS, WHO YOU ARE, WHAT YOU TELL ME, BLAH BLAH. SUCK A BIG ONE. WHY DO YOU GIVE A SHIT ANYWAY? PERVERT.
-SELFISH PEOPLE RACK MY NERVES.
-I REALLY ENJOY HONEY MUSTARD WITH MY CHICKEN FINGERS AND FRENCH FRIES.
-AGAIN. PLEASE GET OVER IT. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. MOVE ON. IF YOUR SO HAPPY-GO BE HAPPY AND MOVE ALONG. GOOOOOOODDDDDDDD.
-I THINK BRAIN FROM FAMILY GUY WOULD BE THE PERFECT MAN.
-GET OUT OF EACH OTHERS ASSES AND THEN PEOPLE MAY LIKE BEING AROUND YOU BOTH AGAIN.
-NOPE. I DON'T LIKE TO BABYSIT. DON'T GET MAD WHEN I SAY NO. NOT MY KID, NOT MY PROBLEM. SORRY IF THATS A LITTLE HARSH, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS I'D LIKE TO DO ON A SATURDAY THEN WATCH YOUR KID.
-I REALLY CAN GO FOR A CHERRY WATER ICE.
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[17 Mar 2006|10:43am] |
So I went to the store this morning around my corner. I LOVE the guy that works there. He is this older puerto rican dude with beautiful eyes. Anyway-while I was leaving today his brother tugs on my jacket and I turn around and laugh...while thinking "what the ass are you doing?" then he does it again, so I turn around and say "you like my jacket?" and he said "no, I like whats in the jacket" OOOHHHH SHHIIITTTT!!! Sexy Puerto Rican mans brother had a little bit of game there!! Ha.Ha. Hey I don't care who I get hit on-one tooth, 100 years old, 3 nipples, black, white, asian-it still makes you feel good.
The other night I watched Just Friends, I loved it. Ryan Reynolds singing I swear at the end-is just hilarious. He is a funny dude. Anna Faris is awesome too.
Nick and me were talking last night and everytime we talk I begin to understand him a lot more. Sometimes he does things that piss me off so bad, and I just want to say fuck it. I just think to myself "what the fuck am I doing here?"...and then there are nights like last night that make it all come together. I am slowly understanding what goes on in his thick fucking head. lol.
Tonight we are going to the Phantoms game and then to the bar for a few beers. Tomorrow we are going out for Carrie's birthday and Sunday I want to go see Failure to launch. OZZFEST tickets go onsale Tomorrow!!! I am fucking excited. I get to see Disturbed again, finally!! I'm excited about System of a Down too. Rumor is Metallica is gonna be there! I will fucking shit myself. We won't know until May 31st who the "secret band" is.
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[08 Mar 2006|03:16pm] |
NOW. I ANSWER THE PHONE AT MY JOB. SOMETIMES PEOPLE ASK FOR OTHER PEOPLE THAT ARE IN MY OFFICE AND THOSE PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE CALL. THIS MORNING THIS BITCH CALLS AND ASK FOR MAGGIE. MAGGIE DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO HER. SO SHE THEN ASKED FOR MARYROSE. I PUT HER ON HOLD, ASKED MARYROSE IF SHE WANTED TO TALK TO HER, AND SHE ALSO DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO HER. SO I TAKE THE BITCH OFF HOLD AND SAY "I'M SORRY SHE STEPPED OUT FOR LUNCH"....NO THIS FUCKING WHORE DIDN'T SAY AND I QUOTE "YOU KNOW I KNOW HOW YOU GUYS SIT AND I KNOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK TO THE RIGHT AND SEE HER-YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ME ON HOLD TO DO THAT-JUST TELL HER TO CALL ME BACK" OHHH NO BITCH! FIRST OF ALL DON'T BE MAD THAT NOBODY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING ANNOYING. I HAVE NO PROBLEM TELLING YOU THAT THEY DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU-HOWEVER OUT OF RESPECT FOR THEM AND YOU I LIE. IF IT WAS UP TO ME I WOULD OF SAID "THEY DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU WHORE" AND HUNG UP THE PHONE. THAT WOULDN'T BE LYING-THATS THE TRUTH. THERE WAS NO REASON FOR THIS TWAT TO INFORM ME THAT SHE KNEW MY SEATING ARRANGEMENT. GET A LIFE. STOP CALLING EVERY 6 MINUTES AND BABBLING NONSENSE AND MAYBE EVERY NOW AND THEN SOMEONE WILL WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU. DON'T HATE THE MESSSENGER.
I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO THIS WEEKEND. FRIDAY NIGHT-I AM SUPPOSE TO GO TO SOUTH STREET WITH CARRIE, THEN TO THE MOVIES WITH HOTSTUFF, STEPHEN AND NICK TO SEE THE HILLS HAVE EYES. SATURDAY I AM WORKING, THEN WE ARE TAKING JIM OUT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY DINNER AND THEN TO HIS SURPRISE PARTY. SUNDAY I HAVE A BRIDAL SHOWER. I HAVE YET TO BUY GIFTS FOR ANY OF THESE EVENTS. I THINK I AM GONNA GET EVERYONE A DOLLAR STORE CARD AND A TRAY OF COOKIES FROM PATHMARK LOL. SO WHAT ITS NOT ON YOUR REGISTRY-WHO DOESN'T LIKE COOKIES???!
MY SISTER CALLS ME EARLIER AND SAID SHE WAS EATING PEANUTS-AT THE SAME TIME SHE WAS BRINGING BOB HIS OXI-COTTON MEDICINE AND ACCIDENTLY ATE THE PILL INSTEAD OF THE PEANUTS!!!!! HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? YOU’RE BORN A HORVATH, THATS HOW THAT HAPPENS. WE DO STUPID SHIT AND OUR LAST NAMES SHOULD BE THE ONLY EXCUSE WE NEED.
THE OTHER DAY I WAS GARGLING WITH MOUTHWASH, WENT OVER TO TAKE SOME TYLENOL AND FOR SOME STRANGE FACT SUDDENLY THOUGHT THE MOUTHWASH WAS JUST WATER OR SOMETHING AND FUCKING SWALLOWED IT. HEELLLO. DUMBASSS. TALK ABOUT PUKING FOR 9 DAYS. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD. FELT LIKE MY LIVER WAS GONNA EXPLODE RIGHT OUT OF MY ASS. MY DAD EATS THINGS THAT EXPIRED YEARS AGO. LAST THANKSGIVING HE TOOK CRANBERRY SAUCE IN A CAN TO MY HOUSE THAT EXPIRED IN 2001!!! THEN GOT MAD WHEN I SAID I WASN'T GONNA USE IT. SORRY. I DON'T WANT TO GIVE THE FAMILY EKOLI. EVEN THE FAMILY DOG HAS BEEN RIPPED UP IN AN ALLEY, RAN OVER AND GOT HER HEAD STUCK IN A MAIL BOX AND IM SURE IT HAS TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT HORVATHS RAISED HER. ANYHOOT. ITS NOTHING SHORT OF A MIRACLE THAT WE ARE ALL STILL ALIVE.
LAST NIGHT I WAS ENJOYING THE BEST SLEEP OF MY LIFE. I WAS SO INTO IT, NICE AND COMPFY. I WAS LOVING IT. I HEARD THE DOOR KNOCKING BUT I IGNORED IT AND HOPED FOR IT TO GO AWAY. THEN MY PHONE RINGS. IT WAS NICK, SO I LET HIM IN. IT WAS 10 OCLOCK AT NIGHT. FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I FELL ASLEEP AT AN EARLY TIME AND WAS RATHER EXCITED. HE WAS ALL EXCITED THAT HE BOUGHT HIS GUITAR STANDS AND WANTED TO SHOW ME. BLESS HIS LITTLE HEART. REALLY GOD BLESS HIM CAUSE ANYONE ELSE WHO WOULD HAVE WOKE ME UP PROBABLY WOULD BE ON THE BACK OF A MILK CARTON TODAY. 2 TIMES NOT TO BOTHER ME-WHEN I AM SLEEPING AND WHEN I AM WATCHING MY DANG SHOWS LOL. HE TOLD ME HE WANTED TO SEE ME SINCE WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER SINCE SATURDAY. AWWW. I LET HIM LIVE. WE WATCHED DUECE BIGALOW EUROPEAN GIGALO. I SEEN IT BEFORE, BUT I STILL THOUGHT IT WAS DAMN FUNNY.
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[06 Mar 2006|01:52pm] |
I had a pretty good weekend. Friday night we (Stephen, Hotstuff, Joel, Bryan, Rats, Nick and Me) went to the Phantoms game. We won!! Joel and Bryan tried to get numbers the whole game, they like the darker juice and its hard to find that at a hockey game! There were mullets everywhere, even on little kids. Herbert the pervert was there, licking his lips at all the little boys. Pretty nasty.
Saturday Rats, Eric and Me went to New York. We only went for a few hours. We went to Ground Zero and then took a tour. We were on a double decker bus and we were on top. The guy asked nobody to get up while we were moving. Some old chick got up and he screamed the fucking shit out of her on the microphone so EVERYONE heard, even the people downstairs. He was like MISS YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN, MISS SIT DOWN NOW! YOU ALL DON'T REALIZE HOW TALL YOU ARE WE CAN PASS A TRAFFIC LIGHT AND IT WILL HIT YOU AND YOU WILL DIE!! EVEN AT 5 MPH YOU WILL BE DEAD! MISS YOU NEED TO BE SEATED!!! It was the funniest fucking thing I ever heard. Then an old dude busted his ass coming up the tour bus steps and Rats and me laughed right to his face...sorry we couldn't help it, that shit was funny. He looked right at us too, I hid underneath my hoody. When we got back I just wanted to go night night, but I went to Chickie and Petes with Nick, Alicia and Stephen. We had to wait a long time for a table. Nick and Me were waiting at the bar until Stephen and Alicia got there. He started bitching cause the bartender kept passing him. He was pretty beat. He was bitching saying when Stephen and Alicia got there we were leaving, fuck waiting for the table....Alicia and Stephen got there, we got our table, we ate. Some chick next to us kept shaking me everytime a song came on...she was drunk and sweet caroline came on and she shook the shit out of me and was yelling OMIGOD THIS IS THE BEST, WE SHOULD DANCE! ISN'T THIS THE BEST SONG---and she made us all toast her glass and all. Damn drunken people. Gotta love them.
Sunday,laundry day. My Sister and Alyssa came over. We headed over to the place on my corner to do laundry but they were packed. So we went to 10th and Snyder and it was packed there too, but we managed. I never been there before. All the washing machines work with a money card-not change. You have to get a card and put money on it yada yada. The machines are $4.75. So I got a card for $5.00 and it was telling us we didn't have enough money. So I asked the lady who works there about it and this cunt goes "Yeah, well when you get the card and you put $5.00 in the machine it takes $2.00 off the card and leaves you with $3.00 so your not gonna have enough for the machine." Now it sounds ok, but the bitch was saying it like I was slow and wearing a fucking helmet. So I said "Well I didn't know that, thats why I asked-I never been here before"..you dirty fucking grizzly adams looking whore.
My clothes were done and I needed a little cart thingy to put my clothes in to bring them to the dryer. This asian lady was standing by an empty one. So I asked her if it was hers and I thought she said NO. So I took it, apparently she said YES and my sister stopped me and I took it back. I said "Oh I thought she said No. " This fucking bitch says with an attitude "NO I SAID NO" I just looked at her and said "WHAT IS UP EVERYONE'S ASS TODAY??" My sister said she looked at her friend and said something in their language and rolled their eyes. However I didn't sweat it, because if you can say NO, in English and bitch in English-then you should say what you gotta say in English. Nope, she babbled whatever she had to say in her language and waited for me to walk away to say it P-U-S-S-Y. Bitch.
I can't even do my laundry without wanting to stuff someone in the dryer. People are just rude anymore. Is it me?? It can't be me? These people are assholes. Anyway we finished our laundry and went home. Pops and Joel stopped by for a bit, then everyone left.
I went to Maryrose dads wake on Broad and Reed. I usually freak out around dead bodies, but he looked like he had a smile on his face, like he was at peace. Kind of like he was saying "I'm ok.." it was odd.
I went home, watched some of the Dirty Jobs marathon and went to bed.
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[21 Feb 2006|11:48am] |
A heavyweight couple caused a pub ceiling to collapse by frolicking together in a shower.
The pair checked in to the The Black Horse Inn in Taunton, Somerset, and spent an afternoon drinking in the bar.
They then went upstairs and got in to the shower together.
Their amorous behaviour caused some damage and water started to pour down into the bar below.
The couple left early the next morning, but not long afterwards the ceiling collapsed, leaving landlord Steve Ball with a £5,000 repair bill.
Mr Ball said: "They went upstairs at around 8pm and it wasn't long before we could hear them in the shower.
"They were pretty loud and all the regulars found it pretty funny at first.
"But then a torrent of water started pouring from the shower and into the bar.
"The couple were pretty big, they must have had a combined weight of 35 stone.
"They must have dislodged a pipe while they were in the shower causing the water to flood down."
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[21 Feb 2006|11:06am] |
1-Last movie you watched: Last Holiday
2-What did you think of it: I thought it was good. I love Queen Latifah.
3-Last cd you bought: Umm....Babyface's new cd.
4-What do you think of it: I love it.
5-Your favorite past time: Movies/Concerts
6-Which one of your friends knows you best: Alicia
7-Why do you think that is: Because I trust her with everything.
8-Which friends do you wish you could see more: Anthony, Marla, Theresa and Danielle.
9-Newest friend: Ritchie. He's my new-old friend lol.
10-Do you still own VHS tapes: Yes! Like 100 of them haha.
11-What about cassette tapes: A few. I have Led Zeppelin and Dire Straits.
12-What age should you start taking things more serious: You should never take things too seriously, but when your on your own you should be more responsible.
13-What age is a good age to get married: when you know your in love.
14-Why that age: Because too many people get married because everyone else is. Calm down.
15-Do you ever get intimidated by the way other people look: There are a lot of good looking people in the world, but everyone has their flaws. Just because your hot on the outside, doesn't mean it doesn't burn when you pee.
16-Are you a jealous person: Not really. We can all be haters, but we get over it.
17-Do you like being around a lot of people: I like being around a lot of people I know-not strangers.
18-Whens the last time you when out to dinner: Saturday night for Rats b-day.
19-Who'd you go with: Dawn, Ejaye, Carrie, Jim, Alicia, Stephen, Theresa, Melissa, Missy, Nick and of course Rat.
20-Last concert you went to: Cold.
21-Concert you want to go to: Rob Zombie-and I would of loved to see Billy Joel.
22-Are your friends hot: A lot of them are
23-Do you enjoy your job: I enjoy it being close to my house and having no dress code.
24-What do you do: I process test and members for karate studios
25-What would you like to do: Write.
26-Favorite holiday: New Years
27-Why: Because its always a good time with friends
28-Ever thought about killing yourself: Haven't we all, but then we come back to our senses
29-Ever thought about killing someone else: lol, sometimes I feel like I can.
30-Last party you attended: Xaviers b-day party
31-Who'd you hang with there: Ritchie and his man,Rat, Mark, Missy, Dawn and Xavier.
32-Favorite celebrity couple: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett
33-Least favorite celebrity couple: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. I'm sorry but I am sick of hearing about them.
34-Favorite Actors: Christopher Walken, Robert Deniro, Johnny Depp, Ed Norton, Vince Vaughn and Adam Sandler.
35-Favorite Actresses: Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johannsen, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston and Queen Latifah.
36-Five of your favorite movies: Wedding Crashers, Napoleon Dynamite, Shawshank Redemption, My Best Friends Wedding, Ghost World.
37-Five of your favorite t.v shows now: Lost, Prison Break, The Shield, Simpsons, Myth Busters, Family Guy
38-Five of your favrotie t.v. shows when you were younger: Saved by the Bell, Simpsons, 90210, Gem, Pound Puppies
39-You favorite person to talk to: My Aunt Lucille.
40-Your favorite place to hang out: Wherever there is no drama.
41-Are you a good bowler: Nope...I bowl like a 35 tops!
42-Favorite sports team: Phantoms!
43-What cd's are in you cd player: Cold, Queen, Green Day, Al Green and Elton John-Hows that for variety.
44-Book that you are reading: I am reading Little Earthquakes and a Dr. Phil Book.
45-Calender: Its a simpsons trivia desk calender.
46-Whats in your pockets: nothing
47-Do you like to watch porn: Yep.
48-Are you over the whole "Bush is an asshole thing.": I didn't know there was a thing going around...
49-Do you think Halle Berry is as hot as everyone says: I think she's beautiful and has a nice built but she isn't the hottest thing around.
50-Favorite Artist: Ansel Adams, I like the black and white thing.
51-The best way to have a good time: leave the drama at the door
52-One thing that makes you laugh that shouldn't: My family outings.
53-Any inside jokes: I'm fucking the shit out of your wife.
54-Do you get along better with guys or girls: I get along with people who don't have their heads up their asses.
55-Should celebrities get treated better then the rest of us: Umm no. They are celebrities because of us, so they need to calm themselves.
56-Who is the most honest person you know: Stephen.
57-Who is the loudest person you know: My father.
58-Rudest: I won't name names.
59: Has the biggest heart: They all have big hearts.
60: Your favorite word: Awesome.
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1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE ".
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air "
4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.
6. You owned those lil Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
7. You know that "WOAH " comes from Joey on Blossom
8. Two words: M.C. Hammer
9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock ".
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars.
11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales ".
12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles " on the big screen.
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.
17. You played the game "MASH " (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)
18. You wore Jordache jean jacket and you were proud of it.
19. L.A. Gear....need I say more
20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM " in Kindergarten.
21. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing " and all theRamona books. Ramona completed in 1st grade
22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF
23. You wanted to be a Goonie.
24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing.
25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off...
26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
27. You took Lunch Pails to school.
28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
29. You still get the urge to! say "NOT " after every sentence.
30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.
31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band
32. You thought Sheera and He-Man should hook up.
33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets.
34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes.
35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?
36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up "
37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.
39. You have ever played with a Skip-It.
40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.
41. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement.
42. You remember Popples.
43. "Don't worry, be happy "
44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.
45. You wore socks scrunched down
46. "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK"
47. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
48. You remember watching both "Gremlins " movies.
49. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!! "
50. You remember watching Rainbow Bright and My Little PonyTales"
51. You thought Doogie Howser was hot.
52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.
53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.
54. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell, the ORIGINAL class.
55.. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THRU THE HEART.
56. You just sang those words to yourself.
57.You remember watching Magic vs. Bird.
58.You cut your t-shirts in half and wore it with your homemade Levi shorts..(the shorter the better)
59. You remember when mullets were cool!
60. You had a mullet!
61. You still sing "We are the World "
62. You "Pegged " your pants ritually You're still singing shot through the heart in your head aren't you!!!
63. You french rolled your jeans.
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[20 Feb 2006|09:57am] |
I hate sinuses. My nose, ears and throat are itchy, clogged up and my head is gonna explode soon. They've been bothering me since Thursday night. Anyhoot-Friday night I got to hang out with Dan-the man. We watched The Fugitive-which I use to like, but now that I watched it again, kind of sucks. Then we watched Red Eye, which was pretty sucky too. It had the potential to be good, but just wasn't. I was sick, so I didn't feel like doing much but sit there and breathe through my mouth.
Saturday we all went out for Rats b-day. Thank you everybody for showing up. I got a little upset cause it didn't work out the way I wanted. Rat's been going through a lot so I wanted everyone to be there before we got there-so she would be surprised, but it didn't work out that way. I got over it though-in like 5 minutes. They couldn't help not being able to find a parking spot. I wasn't mad at anybody-just upset at the situation. It all worked out good though, we had a good time. We are serious white trash, and I love it. It was really good to see Theresa, cause I hardly get to see that skank! We had a good little catch-up convo. We went to Friday's, everyone who ate the sesame chicken got sick. I was convinced Nick was gonna shit himself in the booth and everyone else spent most of the night on Jim's toilet. We were supposed to go to Whiskey Dix afterwards, but that didn't work out because everyone was dying. I wanted to go because I like the band that was gonna be playing, but I wasn't gonna leave my friends, with no way home. They wouldn't have done that to me. So we all got into a cab and some into Jim's car and we wound up going back to his place and after everyone peed, shit and puked we played a good game of Scene It. It was a good game-because I won =P
Sunday was Xavier's b-day party. He is so cute, he really is. He has red hair and pretty eyes and cheeks you just want to kiss all night. It was a kid's party so you know we had to be big kids and go up and get a goody bag and play with the toys. They had awesome stuff-there was this little yellow sticky guy-that we kept throwing at the bathroom door until it stuck. Missy, Mark, Dawn, Rats, Ritchie and his main-dip were having more fun with the toys then the kids. We looked awesome in our tiara's and pirate bandanas. I got plenty of pics. Spongebob Squarepants was coming-and I was really fucking excited. However this Spongebob was pretty odd looking. He had a really long nose, and a fetus growing from the top of his head. He was still pretty cool though. There was a clown there and her name was wheat bread. Afterwards I went home, Jim came over and gave us our dvd order and then I took a healthy nap. Nick came over a little later. We just hung out and watched When a Stranger Calls. Which was a waste of my fucking time. We also watched Phatty Girls. Which is a porn with black women whose asses weigh 60lbs. This one chick just kept shaking her ass in the camera and I was almost sure her ass was gonna swallow the camera and the camera man. Then there was the guy who had sunglasses and boots on. Is that supposed to be sexy? Or like your signature look? Change it. After about 15 minutes of that, we shut it off. More scared then anything.
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[17 Feb 2006|09:38am] |
I had the best time last night. I met up with hotstuff Alicia around 5:30 and then we went up to South Street and met Ritchie, who was looking damn hot waiting for us GQ style on the corner. We checked out a few stores, while we waited on Beana. We were looking in the window of this jewerly store-they had like a huge gold chain, or shall I say rope that had a big ass G on it....someone want to explain that? So anyway the lady inside the store was staring us down, like I was gonna pick up Ritchie and throw him threw the window and steal the chain. To top that off this homeless old lady in a pink fucking hat comes over to me and goes "EAT YOUR HEART OUT!" Damn, why did I have to get played by a homeless old lady in a pink hat? I may not be able to afford that chain, but I'm eating tonight SO THERE!! Beana came and we went and ate chinese food at the best place ever-I don't know the name but its on 5th street. AWESOME food. The waiter is the man, he kept telling us how much he hated Whitney Houston and Celine Dion. He made these faces to impersonate them and it was damn funny. They have the best crispy noodles, when he took them out to the table it was like throwing a meatball in Somalia. We dove for that shit. Alicia ordered General Tso's chicken and the waiter mentioned something of a cat-so we were all like "hold up, did he just say thats made of cat?" but turns out he was commented on her hat...ohhhh. Thank God. All the rumors aren't true. Theresa and Jason met up with us too, it was good to see them bitches.
Afterwards we went to the "thrift store" where a sweaty, used stained t-shirt was 22 bucks. They had these awesome gowns that looked like they came right from the set of Golden Girls. We spent about a half hour in there just making fun of everything, the prices were crazy. Ritchie put on some red heels that said Punk on them-and he was killing it in those heels. We went to Soho, where I seen the cutest purse EVER and I am so going back tonight to get it. Since my mac card played me and said NO MORE MONEY TODAY!!! Speaking of mac machines, never use the one next to The Bean on south street, cause it smells like shit. Seriously, it must have IBS or something. This is the only machine in the world that can take a shit. It must drink the coffee or something. Good night, good times.
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So I come to work today and the night chick calls out. So Maryrose turns around and says to Roe and Me "One of you will have to stay-fight it out and let me know."....2 seconds later Maryrose says "Roe didn't drive in, so maybe you should stay"....OKAY I GUESS I'LL FUCKING STAY THEN. I didn't drive in either, infact I never drive in. I walk my fat ass here and I walk my fat ass home. I walked here today in the snow and slush nearly busting my ass twice on each block, missing dog shit atleast twice. No I insist-I'll fucking stay until 8pm-no really. Its not Valentine's day and I didn't have a dentist appointment to fix the tooth thats gonna cause me to GO INSANE AT NIGHT! No please, you didn't drive here, I understand. By all means get a ride home at 5, your old I wouldn't want you to break a hip or anything. God help me. I ALWAYS fucking stay when the night chick calls out. ALWAYS. Roe never FUCKING stays, I think the thought of staying here after 5 without Maryrose gives her a rash. I HATE this fucking job. No I'm sorry I hate the fucking old, menopausal, fucking cunts I work with. I'm sitting here saying the fucking serenity prayer because I am about to pick up my computer monitor and wing it at the window and then jump out of it. This place is insane. Maryrose and Roe are bosom buddies so I always get stuck with what they don't want to do which is ANYTHING involving movement. They can't do anything alone-so they go joy riding most mornings-cause one wipes the others ass and I am stuck here gee I don't know WORKING while they jerk eachother off.
I could see if it was the first time this happened, but its not. I am always the one to stay late. Always. I'm the dumb one cause I never say shit. Whats the point? Pray for me everyone, that I get this job I have an interview with tomorrow. Please. Cause I can no longer work in this office that is the size of a microwave with 4 people I can't fucking stand. No amount of drugs and alcohol makes them go away. No offense to people over 40-but they make dildo's and KY Jelly for a reason. Please go by the biggest dildo there is and go fuck yourselves. Stop complaining of your aches and pains-stop bitching that your getting period pains but you don't get your period. I don't care that your tits hurt, it infact gives me a feeling like I am going to throw up. Don't ask me about shit and then laugh when I don't know the answer-I don't know about movies that were made it 1840 b.c. -when you were a kid so don't expect me to know what fucking actress you are talking about. Don't make fun of the bands I like...."What is a Green Day, is that a band or a color" OMG thats so fucking funny, please do say it everytime I mention them-its gets funnier each time!!! Don't laugh to hard, you may shit yourself and soil up your depends.
I'm remaining quiet-I will sit here and mind my business until they leave. If one of them so much as burps in my direction God help them. You will be seeing me on the 6 o'clock news. "Local office worker-sets co-workers on fire."
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1. DO YOU SNORE?
When my sinuses are really bad. Thank God for the Sudafed vapor strips. I don't sound like a gorilla in heat or anything.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
a little bit of both.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
being buried alive.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
I sure was, I'd still rock with legos now.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
for one its not reality, however some of it is fun to watch-like flavor of love-these girls kiss him! ahh.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Sometimes I do.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
I had nice hair. Other babies were hatin cause they were bald!
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Beind single never bothered me.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
white.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
I tear the fucking roof off! Yeah I do all the time.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
I would have to loose some weight before my fat ass decided to jump and depend on a cord to hold me.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
If I have them they are secrets to me too.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Bora Bora.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
He's funny looking.
15. Have you eaten sushi?
California roll is the shiznams
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
I have.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
I use hairspray sometimes, so I guess not.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
Sam is a freak, ask her.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
I'm happy I know it frontwards.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Nope. August..Hawaii here I come!
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Go to Pathmark and get your meat, toothless bastards
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I'd like to be married...in the future.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I'm use to it.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
shrimp
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
I told my Dad I loved him yesterday after he said it to me. HOLY SHIT!!
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Him, Tupac, Biggie and Hoffa are all on some Island smoking up and packing fudege.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
I been to one wedding, and I did cry-because it was a friend of mine that I was happy to see so happy.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
white and scrambled.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Dumb comes in all hair colors.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
I don't know, but if anyone see's my pink betty boop sock please return it.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
11-ish
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
lee, le-le, Forcobia, Alicia calls me HotStuff......
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Yep-but their nuggets are still the best!
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
last night
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
showers-baths are fun to relax
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
If you got a big man sneaking in your house in a red suit, thats not santa claus
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Depends
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Nope.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Mullets
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Crunchy!
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
I can, I don't do it-it just happens.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Yeah
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
twice so far.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Everyone needs a little something haha.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
When I take my sinus medicine.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
doo doo brown
49. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Last night when I was laughing so hard at Peking Inn with Mark, Missy, Joel and Beana!
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Hey, I'm alive-I'm healthy for the most part and I laugh a lot...
51. WHO'S BETTER?
Herbert the Pervert.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Nope
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
I have, I love J.D Salinger.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Ahem. The Recorder! That’s right bitches
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
I wouldn’t be a broke ass if I did.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
I never tried, I want to though.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
No-I hate knats and I don’t enjoy sleeping in a spot I’m sure some kind of animal took a piss on.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
If I start to laugh really hard-I do.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Some
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
I LOVE dogs
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Its not like Santa Clause, Divorce exist-there is nothing to believe. I do believe people get married to quickly anymore and that causes divorce.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
That would be fucking awesome.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Yep.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Indeed-nipples were a bit frozen.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Bagel
66. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
I do.
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
The commercials where they show a kid walking in the snow naked and it turns out to be a fucking commercial for jeans!
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
I’m gonna have to say No.
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
Actually I pulled out the first Third Eye Blind cd the other day and I’ve been jamming to that. Hells yeah 1997!
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[31 Jan 2006|11:12am] |
Hi. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Leah Horvath.
I am 23 years old and I live in South Philadelphia. I would like to get somethings straight just for the record:
-I was not born with the ability to read minds.
-I'm a bit chunky.
-No matter how happy/funny of a person I am, I am still entitled to a bad day.
-Just because I read, doesn't mean I'm Einstein.
-If I don't like you-it doesn't mean I am jealous of you or a "hater" its simply because you are an asshole. I'd rather stick my wet hand in a toaster then be in your company.
-Just because I have dyed my hair black does not mean I am "goth."
-Yes I like a lot of jewerly. No that does not mean I'm a gypsy. Its not funny the first time, let alone the next 35. It doesn't even make sense.
-I can not change my voice when I answer the phone. I can't help the way that I sound. Please stop asking "whats wrong? you sound like you just lost your dog?", "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.", "Aww Leah it can't be that bad"....What the fuck are you talking about? I'm fine. I'm at work..bite me. Just because you sound like you took an extra dose of your diet pills and you should be working as a stand in on Barney and Friends doesn't mean the rest of us have to be that way.
-I go to the Phantoms game Friday nights. No I don't have to go. Yes. I can do something else. I don't want to.
-Yes. I do listen to some rap. OMG! I know the cool thing to do is listen to music with good lyrics and like bands that nobody has ever heard of. However sometimes I like to go home, kick off my shoes and listen to "I like big butts."
-I actually thought The Butterfly Effect was a good movie.
- I didn't see the big thing about Gigli. It wasn't a good movie, but either are 96% of the movies that come out anymore.
-If I want to talk to you about something I will. Don't pressure me to tell you things. I keep a lot to myself, thats how I am. Don't try to change it.
-I have my 13 year old brother stay with me sometimes on weekends. This means I may not be able to do certain things after a certain time. Don't like it. I don't care.
-Sometimes I may make plans and then break them-for no reason.
-My apartment is not always spic and span. We don't live at home anymore. If you don't like some dishes in the sink and dirty laundry, don't fucking come over.
- I like cartoons.
-No matter your age, color, size, level of authority...if you talk to me in a way that I don't deserve to be talked to. I'm gonna say something. Yes it may get me beat up, fired, spit on or whatever but I'm not gonna let that happen.
-I'm a women. Depsite what you may have heard. We eat, drink, laugh, cry, pee, poop, fart, burp, scratch ourselves, pick our wedgies, pick our nose, curse, spit, get drunk, and talk about sex. We just do it in a more classy descreit way.
-Sometimes I won't answer my phone.
-Sometimes I don't want company.
-I bowl on average a 37.
-I can't play pool.
-I don't see the big shit about Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars...HOLY SHIT! I'd much rather watch Airheads or Dodgeball.
-I think 7th Heaven should of been canceled 6 years ago.
-I don't think Jay Leno deserves to come on before Conan O'Brien.
-Just because I work for a karate place, doesn't mean I do Karate..or know anybody you know who has done karate.
-Yes. I like to watch movies. I've seen a lot. This doesn't give you an open invitation to start quoting movie lines and have me guess them.
-Just because I am fat and you are fat doesn' make us "sisters" or "friends" at that.
-I make mistakes. A lot.
-Sometimes I won't apologize.
-I'm a dog person.
-I lie sometimes just because I don't feel like explaining the truth.
-I can be a bitch.
-I do dumb things and
-I love my family and friends. Sometimes they will rack my nerves, and vice versa. I can talk about them-YOU can't. Do not talk badly to me about my friends or family. Right or wrong, I don't want to hear it. I won't side with you so don't even try.
God Bless.
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